Why did the pastry go to the dentist? 
Because it needed a filling!

What do you get if you jump into the Red Sea?
Wet! 

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
How long have you been having these Disney Spells?

What did one tomato say to the other that was behind?
"Ketchup" !

How do you make a hotdog stand?Take away its chair!

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.

What did the egg say to the whisk?I know when I've been beaten!

What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
A flag!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not a hand?
A glove!

What starts with an “e”, ends with an “e” and only has one letter in it?
An envelope!

Why don't bananas get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches!

Why did the boy sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time!

Whats grey and can't see well?
A donkey with its eyes shut!